things like; get that snail out of your mouth
and we don’t poop in the shoe basket, we poop on the potty
are things i never dreamed i would ever possibly have any reason to say whatsoever
however, i am a mother, and as mothers we are blessed with the onslaught of new, strange, different, and innocent activities of our extremely curious tiny humans. sometimes it’s hard not to laugh!
other things you might hear me say if you’re within earshot is:
please don’t torture your stuffed animals by suffocating them in the cooler.
no pointing at the lady with 89 body piercings and 65 tattoos, just pray for her.
please pet the cat instead of carrying her by her hind legs,
and no she doesn’t like dress up (poor cat)
where did you put your waffle?
no, i’m sorry, we can’t live in the cave with the bear at the zoo.
please put your clothes back on.
get your hand out of there.
no running down the hall with a ruler in your mouth.
why is there a waffle in your toy box?
please don’t put sand in their dog’s rear!
who are you?
where did you come from?
*sigh* my sweet curious little babies, i love you.